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These are some lies we made up about Eagle River.
A huge ibex is once in a while seen staying in an uninhabited home in Eagle River.
A space man from outer space is known to have been distinguished on one or two occasions dragging a dead body across the dirt in Eagle Lake Park at night.
The Pied Piper may sometimes be distinguished mounted on a low rider on a murky highway near Eagle River.
A lady with a somewhat transparent body was seen in a raft on Squash Lake scooping out a gap. There have been other tales concerning this spirit in the vicinity.
The ghost of a gentleman sporting a law enforcement outfit showed up chucking pebbles into the water at Burnham Creek in the early morning hours. Other folks in the vicinity have had matching experiences with a quite similar spirit. One thing is for sure, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to come across.
A colossal ram emerged in a house in Eagle River.
Galileo was distinguished having a
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carrot at Burnt Rollways Dam at midnight.
A huge leopard was distinguished strolling down a deserted road in the vicinity of Eagle River.
The phantom of an aged gentleman with a long white beard has often been seen coming into view in a washroom mirror. It has been asserted that this particular ghost loves frightening folks who come searching
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for ghosts in Eagle River.
An enormous anteater has purportedly been perceived on frequent instances before dawn following a passing vehicle on a dark highway near Eagle River.
The ghost of a gentleman sporting a military uniform can be spotted frequently in Lake Gogebic State Park quite near the ranger station reading a tabloid. Based on what the folks who live here declare, this ghost can be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Eagle River some decades ago.
A lady with a knife sticking out of her head has once in a while been seen in the backseat of a VW by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror at night.
A massive mare is occasionally observed by an old woman fishing by a lake close to Eagle River.
An armor from the middle ages without a human inside has allegedly been witnessed on numerous instances relaxing in a chair in a mobile home in Eagle River. In any case, this ghost undoubtedly is scary; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a lady with a bag fastened around her head may every so often be seen marching from building to building at the stroke of midnight on an Eagle River lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Eagle River
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Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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