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These are some lies we made up about Eagle.
A space invader from planet Pluto was spotted posting a letter at an Eagle post office.
A space man from another part of the galaxy came into view in the middle of Jericho Creek excavating an outlet.
A space man was witnessed tossing rocks into Ottawa Lake before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft appeared guzzling regular unleaded from a pump at a gasoline station in Eagle.
An alien from planet Mars was spotted verbalizing into the thin air as if someone in addition was in attendance.
Alexander the Great has often been seen in Beulah Bog State Natural Area very late at night trying to find a bag.
A gigantic rabbit is regularly perceived at Carlin Dam at midnight looking at the scenery.
A centaur has been perceived on several instances smoking a pipe down next to the water at Brooks Bay.
A black cockroach that shape-shifted into a lady can regularly be noticed walking a German
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Shepherd on a dark night on a murky Eagle street.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has every so often been perceived watching shows in an Eagle living room very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Eagle
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Ghost Sightings From Eagle
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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