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These are some lies we made up about Dousman.
An extremely large guanaco has purportedly been noticed on frequent instances by Bischel Dam before dawn looking at the water.
An enormous waterbuck can be seen often reading a newsletter by Scuppernong Creek.
A space man from space has now and then been witnessed resting on the floor in a mobile home in Dousman.
The alien technician of an alien spacecraft is occasionally perceived grasping a skull next to a lamppost in Dousman.
A Seismosaurus has been said to have been noticed on a few occasions walking from home to home before dawn on a Dousman avenue.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a sizeable mustache and a hook instead of his hand may from time to time be spotted in Cushing Memorial State Park at the stroke of midnight covering a corpse by a large boulder.
An alien voyager from the cosmos has frequently been perceived trying to verbalize something by Mud Lake.
A space invader from another world is frequently spotted
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glancing at the vista from the top of Lapham Hill at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a waitress can repeatedly be witnessed going through a freezer in the kitchen of a Dousman flat at midnight. Well, it's without a doubt a chilling phantom that you would not want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive impala
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may be seen repeatedly fly fishing from the water's edge of Lake Nagawicka 46 late at night.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady has occasionally been noticed taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Dousman apartment. In any event, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that any sane person would not want to encounter.
A gigantic jaguar has supposedly been seen on a small number of occasions in a wild area in close proximity to Dousman.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship may every so often be perceived spitting at passing cars beside a shady road in the neighborhood of Dousman.
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Ghost Sightings From Dousman
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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