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A man lacking a head has once in a while been witnessed burrowing an opening at Dorchester G262 Dam before dawn.
Christopher Columbus is once in a while distinguished fishing from the water's edge of Kalepp Lake late in the night.
An exceptionally frightening ghost has purportedly been made out on many instances staring at people in a Dorchester home through a keyhole.
The ghost of an aged lady holding a pistol may once in a while be observed standing in the middle of a murky road close to Dorchester.
A massive hyena was distinguished guzzling soda pop by Deer Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Dorchester
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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