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These are some lies we made up about De Pere.
A space invader from the Moon is often noticed taking a rest at a coffee table in a De Pere house drinking paint.
A space man from another galaxy is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two instances staggering through a home in De Pere.
Little Red Riding Hood can often be noticed looking at the water by De Pere Dam very late at night.
The terrifying ghost of a conquistador may be noticed time and again chucking pieces of wood into 6336 Reservoir after midnight. Based on what the folks who live here say, this ghost may be the soul of a local person who passed away here in De Pere a long time ago. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that is preferably not disrupted.
The martian commander of a flying saucer has from time to time been perceived mounted on a stallion along a highway next to De Pere.
A gargantuan puma is every now and then made out staring down into the water at Jones Point around midnight.
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colossal lynx has purportedly been observed on many occasions up on Scray Hill trying to capture something.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world was witnessed twinkling a lantern in Admiral Flatley Park around midnight.
A space man from planet Saturn materialized hauling a cadaver from the cold water of Apple Creek at the stroke
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of midnight.
An alien from another solar system was noticed at a public phone in De Pere talking on the phone.
The alien technician of a UFO came into sight shouting names by the side of a deserted highway close to De Pere on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from Venus was distinguished hanging out in an empty mansion in De Pere.
A scary skeleton was perceived in Copper Culture State Park right by the park headquarters looking wrathfully at the viewer. There are several descriptions on the subject of this spirit in the vicinity. Folks who have perceived this ghost allege this ghost may be a distinguished days gone by inhabitant of De Pere. Regardless of what, this is a bad ghost that you wouldn't want to meet at the stroke of midnight.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire has frequently been observed standing by a desolate highway near De Pere. One thing is for certain, it's a terrifying ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A luminous human shape is frequently seen in a flat in De Pere.
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extraterrestrial from another galaxy may frequently be witnessed in a De Pere house.
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Ghost Sightings From De Pere
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Ghost Sightings From De Pere
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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