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These are some lies we made up about Delavan.
An enormous polar bear is regularly distinguished in Fest Park before sunrise pulling a cadaver across the dirt.
An ET from planet Saturn has been said to have been perceived on numerous occasions having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Delavan mobile home chatting into the thin air.
An ET from another world may be observed time and again pacing through a residence in Delavan.
The spirit of a gentleman holding a blood-splattered axe has occasionally been seen at Cedar Point at midnight looking down into the water. Anyhow, it sure is a creepy ghost that you would not want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Alexander the Great is rumored to have been perceived on a handful of occasions taking in the landscape at Abbey Harbor around midnight.
A soldier's uniform marching around devoid of a body in it can sometimes be perceived mounted on a donkey beside a road next to Delavan. It's been asserted that this particular
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phantom gets pleasure from startling unwise people who are courageous enough to interrupt the quiet in Delavan.
The phantom of a gravely burned female has regularly been distinguished wandering through an apartment near Delavan. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost enjoys frightening people who come searching for ghosts in Delavan.
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In any case, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a man having demonic signs etched into his arm is often observed dragging a body from the ice cold water of Harris Creek at night.
A very large alligator has been said to have been seen on numerous instances in a phone booth in Delavan talking on the telephone.
A very large lovebird can repeatedly be noticed pacing through a Delavan neighborhood graveyard.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer can be made out very frequently moving orbs around in Chain O'Lakes State Park outside the ranger station.
A cyclop is occasionally witnessed crying out people's names by the side of a secluded highway outside Delavan before sunrise.
An extremely large mule is rumored to have been noticed on frequent instances appearing terrifying in Ice Age National Scenic Trail quite near the park headquarters.
The ghost of a critically mangled hunter hauling a dead deer can from time to time be distinguished being
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in a forsaken building in Delavan. Scores of people who live here claim this ghost could be a distinguished days gone by inhabitant of Delavan.
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Ghost Sightings From Delavan
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Ghost Sightings From Delavan
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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