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An extraterrestrial from Mars can occasionally be made out searching for a box by a parked Nissan in a De Forest parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking lady dressed in a bloody wedding dress was observed in a De Forest area store, pacing the aisles. This specific ghost has been distinguished often in this place. Whatever folks articulate, it's without a doubt a bloodcurdling ghost that is preferably not messed with.
A gigantic alpaca showed up having a seat at the dining table in a De Forest apartment trying to grab something.
An alien from another part of the galaxy was distinguished in Cherokee Marsh State Fishery Area before sunrise dragging a cadaver over the grass.
A Chupacabra materialized throwing boulders into the stream at Token Creek at midnight.
A colossal bat was perceived looking at the vista at Token Creek Dam very late at night.
A headless woman was spotted riding on a donkey
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by a highway near De Forest. There are numerous stories on the subject of this phantom in the vicinity. Loads of locals say this phantom is the undeceased soul of an old De Forest local resident.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has repeatedly been perceived turning toward the watcher outside the entrance to Ice Age National
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Scenic Trail.
A massive gemsbok is regularly perceived at a pay phone in De Forest using the phone.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system has allegedly been spotted on many occasions staggering through a De Forest neighborhood graveyard.
Aristotle may often be spotted at the entrance to Aztalan State Park hurling pieces of wood.
An enormous cat has every so often been observed staying in a derelict manor in De Forest.
An alien from planet Mars is sometimes perceived riding on a Harley on a shadowy road near De Forest.
The ghost of a young girl has been said to have been perceived on a handful of instances in a De Forest building. Local people who have made out this ghost declare this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while traveling through De Forest in the past.
An alien from another solar system can from time to time be spotted becoming visible in a mirror.
The ghost of a female with half her head not there has frequently been spotted at the stroke of
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midnight chasing a passing car on a gloomy highway outside De Forest.
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Ghost Sightings From De Forest
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Ghost Sightings From De Forest
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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