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The spirit of a train driver has often been spotted calling names of people beside a streetlamp in Deerbrook.
A large chilling monster is regularly spotted dragging a dead body from the chilly water of Clearwater Creek after midnight.
A woman lacking a head has allegedly been noticed on a small number of instances in Antigo Lake Park in the early morning hours before sunrise pointing at the watcher. In any event, it is in all certainty a menacing phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
An ET from planet Mercury can frequently be witnessed going through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Deerbrook trailer in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan okapi can be witnessed very frequently having a seat at a table in a Deerbrook building.
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Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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