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These are some lies we made up about Crandon.
Johann Sebastian Bach has been seen on a handful of occasions at a coin operated phone in Crandon talking on the phone.
A creepy being may once in a while be distinguished attempting to say something in Forest County Fairground after midnight. Several of the locals claim this ghost enjoys startling foolhardy people who dare to interrupt the silence in Crandon. No matter what, this is an antagonistic ghost that is better not disturbed.
An martian vacationer from deep space has regularly been spotted marching through a Crandon neighborhood churchyard.
An extremely large opossum is repeatedly distinguished on the top of East Hill very late at night watching the landscape.
The ghost of a miner has been said to have been witnessed on frequent instances drifting along Drake Creek at midnight. Whatever people exclaim, it's a creepy spirit that you wouldn't wish to meet before dawn.
An alien from Venus may regularly be distinguished drinking
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water from Otter Springs before sunrise.
An Iguanodon has from time to time been observed looking bloodcurdling down a secluded road near Crandon before sunrise.
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Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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