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The ghost of a tough lumberjack holding a large axe was distinguished pulling a body across the ground in Greenwood Park in the early morning hours. Many folks close by have had identical happenings involving a very similar ghost. No matter what, this spirit undoubtedly is scary; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
The creepy ghost of a Gaul showed up hovering in the air like a blimp in Conrath. This ghost is exceptionally active in this vicinity; there have been a small number of additional sightings of this precise ghost.
A frightening skeleton was noticed gazing at an old man sleeping in an armchair in an apartment in Conrath. This is one of those spirits that is observed over and over again nearby. Regardless of what folks verbalize, it's a terrifying spirit that should be let alone.
A massive gila monster was observed in a convenience store in the Conrath area.
A guy that transformed into a vampire has often been seen at Alder Creek
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at midnight chucking rocks into the flowing water. Many locals claim this ghost likes terrifying foolish folks who have the guts to upset the tranquility in Conrath.
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Ghost Sightings From Conrath
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Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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