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These are some lies we made up about Conover.
A colossal mink is known to have been witnessed on frequent occasions next to the waterfront at Bennett Lake gulping apple juice.
A very large gemsbok can regularly be seen in Community Park before dawn concealing a corpse by a big boulder.
A very large gnu may be witnessed over and over again near Portage Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise reading a tabloid.
The ghost of a young woman clothed as a house keeper has every now and then been distinguished striding through an apartment next to Conover. In any case, it's undoubtedly a creepy ghost that should be kept away from.
The ghost of a homeless man is every so often made out screaming in the center of Boot Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Conover
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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