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These are some lies we made up about Coloma.
Henry VIII was seen swallowing milk by Horseshoe Bluff.
A lady's body having a skunk's head has repeatedly been seen in Ship Rock Park in the early morning hours concealing a corpse by a large rock. Scores of local residents argue this ghost is the undeparted spirit of an old Coloma resident.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is repeatedly noticed up on the pinnacle of Ship Rock reading a pamphlet.
A very large dormouse is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent occasions clutching a human skull alongside a deserted road in the neighborhood of Coloma at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien from planet Venus may be perceived time and again hanging out in a derelict home in Coloma.
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Ghost Sightings From Coloma
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Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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