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These are some lies we made up about Cochrane.
Plato was observed staring down into the water at Indian Point at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous elk materialized gazing by West Newton Chute.
A pitch black cockroach that shape-shifted into a lady was spotted attempting to state something in Buena Vista Park on a dark night. Numerous reports of this ghost have been conveyed.
The phantom of a homeless gentleman was perceived walking by a murky highway next to Cochrane. Other people close at hand have had comparable experiences with a similar phantom. Based on what the folks who live here declare, this ghost loves scaring folks who dare to disturb the peace in Cochrane. Anyhow, it's a creepy ghost that you don't want to bump into after midnight.
A Yeti has often been observed by Twelve Mile Bluff flickering a kerosene lamp.
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Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur? -Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards. Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship. One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water. They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke. - Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?. Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings. - Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey. - But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror. Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.'' Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence. But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly. Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence. But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''. This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved. - When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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