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These are some lies we made up about Clyman.
An enormous pony was witnessed in Firemans Park at the stroke of midnight scraping out a crack.
A massive kitten was witnessed by Casper Creek obliterating a map.
A creepy creature was perceived sipping blood from a container beside the water at Steffen Point. This ghost is very active in this neighborhood; there have been many additional reports of this particular ghost. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a menacing ghost that should be left alone.
The ghost of a gentleman clad as a janitor was made out at Lowell Dam around midnight taking pleasure in the scenery. This is one of those ghosts that is observed often nearby. Well, it sure is a menacing ghost that you would not want to run into at night.
Marco Polo has frequently been spotted in a mirror in a Clyman residence; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Clyman
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Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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