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These are some lies we made up about Clinton.
The ghost of a guy dressed in army attire was perceived twinkling a lantern beside a desolate road close to Clinton late in the night. The ghost did not appear to be concerned by the viewers.
A female with a spear sticking out of her head was witnessed staying in a neglected home in Clinton. The ghost nodded to the watcher.
A very large lamb is often noticed in Carver-Roehl County Park in the early morning hours before sunrise hauling a cadaver over the grass.
A medusa is rumored to have been made out on many instances at Shopiere Dam very late at night looking at the view.
A massive badger may repeatedly be made out standing by a deserted road near Clinton.
A space man from another world can be spotted very frequently at Ladd Creek before sunrise chucking bricks into the water.
A space alien has sometimes been distinguished in a house in Clinton.
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Ghost Sightings From Clinton
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Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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