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These are some lies we made up about Chetek.
Count Dracula is repeatedly spotted riding on a mare by a road close to Chetek.
An alien from planet Pluto may frequently be observed staggering through a residence outside Chetek.
A very large mink can be seen time and again walking through a Chetek vicinity cemetery.
A sizeable menacing beast has every so often been seen swallowing paint at Chetek WP277 Dam very late at night.
A space alien from the cosmos is every so often witnessed fishing from the shore of Mud Lake in the early morning hours.
A colossal springbok may every now and then be perceived ascending out of Pike Slough covered in slime very late at night.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has regularly been witnessed at Pittmans Point at midnight staring down into the water.
The ghost of a lady with a knife in her chest is regularly spotted in Barron County Park at night burying a dead body by a large boulder. Whatever folks utter, this spirit indisputably
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is menacing; one that should be stayed away from.
A space alien from planet Jupiter has been made out on a few occasions weeping by Beaver Creek.
A very large tiger can regularly be made out howling beside a wild highway close to Chetek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from the cosmos can be observed over and over again standing by a desolate road close to Chetek.
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Ghost Sightings From Chetek
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Ghost Sightings From Chetek
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
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