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A very large guinea pig has been observed on frequent occasions staring at the water by Cedarburg Woolen Mill Dam around midnight.
An enormous hedgehog can frequently be perceived hauling a cadaver over the grass in Cedarburg Bog Wildlife Refuge very late at night.
A glowing human character can be made out often flashing a lamp by Cedarburg Bog.
The phantom of a young-looking man in a winter jacket has from time to time been noticed hurling pebbles into Drzewiceki Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A headless guy is now and then observed terrifying folks by the side of a wild highway in the neighborhood of Cedarburg in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a nurse with a blood-covered uniform is rumored to have been observed on numerous instances hanging out in a vacant building in Cedarburg. Regardless of what folks state, this is a horrible spirit that is rather not upset.
A lady with her left arm and left leg cut
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off may now and then be noticed pulling a body from the freezing water of Cedar Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. Whichever way, it's without a doubt a scary spirit that you wouldn't want to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien from space was seen standing by a desolate highway near Cedarburg.
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military uniform pacing around devoid of a body in it showed up traveling on a motorbike on a murky road in close proximity to Cedarburg. This specific ghost has been perceived repeatedly in this area.
The ghost of a gravely charred female was spotted in a house in Cedarburg. There are additional testimonies about this ghost in the area. A resident declares that this ghost could be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Cedarburg some decades ago.
An alien came into sight in a Cedarburg house.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship was spotted at Bong State Recreation Area sipping blood from a glass.
A Centrosaurus was witnessed strolling down a deserted highway close to Cedarburg.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn has regularly been observed coming into view in a washroom mirror.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is regularly seen resting on a sofa in a flat right next door to Cedarburg.
A very large ibex has allegedly been observed on a handful of instances around
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midnight chasing a passing Toyota on a gloomy highway outside Cedarburg.
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A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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