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These are some lies we made up about Cambridge.
A chilling beast has occasionally been observed having a seat at the dining table in a Cambridge house smoking a pipe. A woman who lives here declares that this phantom is that of a person who settled here in Cambridge some time ago.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship is sometimes perceived by Rockdale Dam very late at night looking at the water.
An ET from the Moon is rumored to have been noticed on one or two occasions after midnight floating along Mud Creek.
The ghost of a gentleman outfitted as a gas station attendant was perceived riding on a horse along a highway in close proximity to Cambridge. The appearance of the viewer scared the phantom who then faded away. One thing is for guaranteed, it undoubtedly is a scary phantom that you don't want to meet at the stroke of midnight.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart appeared in Red Cedar Lake State Natural Area late at night weeping.
A woman with a moderately see-through body
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was made out shouting by Sweet Lake. The ghost mumbled about revenging an assassination.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead appeared at a coin operated phone in Cambridge talking on the phone. The onlooker freaked out and ran off. Anyway, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that any sensible person wouldn't wish to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Cambridge
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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