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These are some lies we made up about Brule.
A woman with the head of a beast has been said to have been observed on several instances walking through a Brule area churchyard. Regardless of what people express, this is a horrible phantom that you don't want to bump into in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a guy having half his head gone can frequently be perceived screaming by Blueberry Creek.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system may be seen very often drinking water from Big Twin Rapids late in the night.
Frankenstein's Monster has from time to time been witnessed monitoring the view from the peak of Sugar Camp Hill at midnight.
A gargantuan giraffe has been made out on one or two instances at night giving a piloted expedition of Rainbow Bend to a group of ghosts.
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Ghost Sightings From Brule
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Ghost Sightings From Brule
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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