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These are some lies we made up about Bruce.
The ghost of a lady with a name etched into her hand is sometimes noticed hauling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Alder Creek late in the night.
The ghost of a lady with a stiletto in her head is rumored to have been distinguished on frequent occasions at Thornapple Dam late at night enjoying the landscape. One of the local residents steadfastly says that this spirit could be the spirit of a resident who died here in Bruce a long time ago. Regardless of what, it is in all certainty a bloodcurdling phantom that is rather not disturbed.
An martian traveler from outer space may occasionally be noticed walking through a building in Bruce.
William Shakespeare has regularly been perceived mounted on a donkey beside a road right next door to Bruce.
An enormous rabbit is often distinguished in a phone booth in Bruce making a phone call.
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Ghost Sightings From Bruce
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Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
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