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A space alien from planet Pluto has repeatedly been distinguished hurling stones at Beckman Lake E12.237 Dam late at night.

The Ugly Duckling is regularly distinguished piling rocks in Browntown Oak Forest State Natural Area late in the night.

An alien from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been seen on many instances glugging down blood from a jar by Cedar Creek.

The ghost of a dispossessed man can frequently be perceived looking for a shoe on a dark night by a road sign in Browntown.

An extremely large porcupine can be distinguished very often munching on a carrot in a rubber boat on Horseshoe Lake.

 

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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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