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These are some lies we made up about Brownsville.
The ghost of a female having half her head missing has often been spotted hollowing out an opening down next to the shore at 1 Reservoir.
A giant seal is often perceived staring at a guy slumbering on a couch in a flat in Brownsville.
A person with a skeleton face wearing shadowy robes is rumored to have been observed on many occasions in a hardware store in the Brownsville neighborhood. According to what the folks who live here declare, this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long gone Brownsville resident. Either way, it's a menacing spirit that you do not want to meet before dawn.
A big menacing dragon can repeatedly be observed in Sterr Park on a dark night pulling a dead body over the grass.
A gargantuan guinea pig has once in a while been distinguished trying to locate a book at Kekoskee Dam at the stroke of midnight.
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Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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