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These are some lies we made up about Brooklyn.
The ghost of an old Indian chief can be spotted over and over again on the apex of Liberty Pole Hill before dawn watching the panorama.
A Brachiosaurus has once in a while been seen in a Brooklyn area store, striding the aisles.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer is every so often witnessed in Fisher Valley before sunrise gazing angrily at the viewer.
A dark bat that transformed into a woman has been said to have been seen on a small number of instances trying to deposit a corpse in Barney Swamp very late at night. Folks here declare that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Brooklyn long ago. No matter what, it's a frightening phantom that is better not upset.
A gargantuan horse may every so often be observed covering a corpse by a large rock in Hook Lake Bog State Natural Area before dawn.
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Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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