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These are some lies we made up about Brookfield.
Plato has purportedly been perceived on numerous instances showing up in a closet mirror.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars can occasionally be made out seated in a beanbag in a trailer in the neighborhood of Brookfield.
A giant quagga has often been seen appearing chilling by Pewaukee River.
A sphinx is frequently witnessed by Tamarac Swamp looking angrily at the observer.
An ET from deep space is rumored to have been made out on frequent instances by Mammoth Spring late at night going berserk.
A space alien can often be made out by Saratoga Mill Dam late in the night gazing at the water.
A gigantic badger can be distinguished over and over again in the backseat of a car by the driver noticing the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night.
An enormous bighorn has sometimes been observed in Bethesda Spring Park late at night concealing a body by a big rock.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying
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saucer is now and then made out cutting grass in the garden of a mobile home in Brookfield.
The phantom of a ten feet high huge guy is known to have been made out on a small number of occasions by a lady canoeing in a river near Brookfield. One of the people who live here decisively claims that this phantom is that of a local person who existed
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here in Brookfield a long time ago.
An alien explorer from another galaxy may from time to time be noticed seated in a chair in a mobile home in Brookfield.
A space alien from another planet was observed in Chain O'Lakes State Park at the park headquarters conversing into the air.
Christopher Columbus materialized reading a tabloid beneath a lamppost in Brookfield.
The ghost of a woman with half her head missing materialized wandering from trailer to trailer before dawn on a Brookfield residential road. The ghost spoke about avenging a homicide.
An enormous orangutan was perceived rummaging around in the freezer in the kitchen of a Brookfield mobile home at night.
A colossal cougar was spotted having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Brookfield mobile home.
An extremely large porpoise has frequently been seen in a secluded neighborhood in the neighborhood of Brookfield.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer is regularly seen mailing a postcard at a Brookfield post office.
An alien
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from Venus has supposedly been witnessed on one or two instances guzzling diesel from a fuel pump at a gas station in Brookfield.
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Ghost Sightings From Brookfield
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Ghost Sightings From Brookfield
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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