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These are some lies we made up about Brokaw.
A huge moose was observed dining on a slice of pizza alongside a wild highway close to Brokaw at the stroke of midnight.
The alien captain of a flying saucer was noticed by Wausau WP342 Dam in the early morning hours looking at the water.
Christopher Columbus has often been made out in Andrew Warren Historic District at the stroke of midnight smoking a cigar.
An ET from Jupiter is regularly perceived reading a tabloid by Big Rib River.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been distinguished on several occasions trying to find someone near the water at Asylum Point.
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Ghost Sightings From Brokaw
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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