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These are some lies we made up about Brodhead.
A female with no head has every now and then been perceived rummaging around in garbage cans on a Brodhead lane.
An ET from outer space is sometimes witnessed hauling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Juda Branch around midnight.
An alien can every so often be seen looking at the landscape at Albany Dam at midnight.
A gentleman without a head was perceived pulling a corpse over the grass in Avon Bottoms State Natural Area in the early morning hours. The bystander fled immediately after she noticed the ghost. In any event, this is a nasty spirit that should be steered clear of.
The ghost of an old prospector with a sizeable mustache and a wooden right leg materialized on a Brodhead avenue before dawn. The phantom didn't care that there was someone else near. Residents who have seen this spirit say this spirit is the undeparted soul of a long gone Brodhead local person.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet was made
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out staring at a man snoozing on a couch in an apartment in Brodhead.
A very large basilisk came into sight in Ice Age National Scenic Trail outside the ranger station hauling a human cranium.
A gargantuan gazelle was noticed sniveling in Castle Rock State Park right by the ranger station.
An extraterrestrial from space was made
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out in an autopart store in the Brodhead area.
A space alien has repeatedly been seen climbing out from a drain hole on a Brodhead street late at night.
Vincent van Gogh is frequently witnessed performing a piece of music on a xylophone in a Brodhead apartment.
A gigantic otter has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions in a mirror in a Brodhead home; the ghost was solely detectable in the mirror.
The ghost of a waitress can frequently be noticed in a home close to Brodhead.
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Ghost Sightings From Brodhead
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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