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These are some lies we made up about Bristol.
The ghost of a gentleman holding a sword was perceived going berserk down beside the waterfront at Cross Lake. Additional reports of this ghost have been reported. It has been claimed that this individual spirit may be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Bristol before the present. Any which way, it's a menacing spirit that you wouldn't wish to meet around midnight.
An extremely large musk deer came into view in Redwing Slough Forest Preserve after midnight tossing bricks.
A space man was witnessed mounding boulders by Hastings Creek.
A very large canary came into view in a Bristol school at midnight wandering the corridors.
A female with maggots crawling out of her nostrils was observed in a mirror in a Bristol trailer; the ghost was solely observable in the mirror. This ghost is extremely active in this neighborhood; there have been one or two other accounts of this particular ghost. If you listen to what the people who live
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here argue, this ghost could be a well-known past local of Bristol.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world has regularly been distinguished at Elmwood Farms Lake Dam after midnight consuming a fish.
The phantom of a tied up female is regularly noticed in an apartment in the neighborhood of Bristol.
A female having the
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head of a demon has supposedly been spotted on several occasions trying to find a bag beside a parked Jeep in a Bristol parking lot at midnight. Loads of residents assert this ghost is probably the undeparted ghost of a local resident who used to live here in Bristol.
A space invader from Saturn may repeatedly be spotted quite near Chain O'Lakes State Park reading a book.
An ET from another planet has sometimes been perceived in a Bristol area store, staggering the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Bristol
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Ghost Sightings From Bristol
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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