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An ET from planet Jupiter has once in a while been witnessed at Burns Cove in the early morning hours staring down into the water.
A man with the head of a leprechaun is known to have been witnessed on one or two occasions on the shore of Mason Lake carrying a skull. One of the people who live here firmly declares that this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long forgotten Briggsville resident.
An alien from another solar system may every now and then be noticed crying alongside a desolate highway near Briggsville in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal civet was observed screaming in the middle of Big Slough.
A female burning, carrying a kerosene tank was noticed hanging out in a vacant home in Briggsville. The watcher was terrified and ran away. No matter what folks articulate, this is an unpleasant ghost that is rather not disturbed.
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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
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