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A huge puppy is regularly observed demolishing a hat by Little Somo Creek.
The spirit of an engine driver may frequently be seen at Severson E5388 Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking for a box. According to the local residents, this phantom might be a renowned former time native of Brantwood.
The ghost of a dreadfully mangled hunter hauling a dead bear has sometimes been made out in a mirror in a Brantwood residence; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror. In any case, this phantom indisputably is chilling; one that you do not want to encounter at night.
Plato is every so often noticed in a residence in the vicinity of Brantwood.
A gigantic quagga is rumored to have been distinguished on a handful of instances searching for a bag beneath a parked Jeep in a Brantwood parking lot after midnight.
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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