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These are some lies we made up about Brandon.
A big chilling ogre may every now and then be made out sipping blood from a jar by Gallagher Marsh.
A colossal muskrat has often been noticed staring across Round Prairie late at night.
Ferdinand Magellan is frequently noticed down beside Silver Spring in the early morning hours drinking motor oil.
The spirit of an elderly witch has been said to have been spotted on several occasions in a phone booth in Brandon making a telephone call. In any case, it undeniably is a creepy phantom that should be shunned.
A gentleman with a big hole through his upper body can be noticed time and again up on Juniper Hill talking into the thin air.
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Ghost Sightings From Brandon
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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