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These are some lies we made up about Boyd.
Rapunzel is frequently witnessed floating along Coldwater Creek before sunrise.
A female form may frequently be seen burying a cadaver by a sizeable boulder in Chapman Park late at night.
An extraterrestrial may be perceived often in a Boyd highschool in the early morning hours before sunrise wandering the corridors.
The alien captain of a UFO has from time to time been witnessed at Stanley Mill Dam on a dark night flickering a kerosene lamp.
A giant woodchuck is from time to time witnessed in a mirror in a Boyd residence; the ghost was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Boyd
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How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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