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A gigantic wombat can be spotted frequently eating a melon by Chimney Rock.
A guy with a knife in his head has every so often been perceived dragging a dead body across the dirt in Big Beaver Creek State Public Hunting Ground around midnight. In any event, it's a frightening ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to encounter.
A guy's body having the head of a bear has been seen on frequent instances conversing into the air in Beaver Creek. People who have made out this phantom claim this phantom is that of a person who settled here in Boyceville some time ago. No matter what, it indisputably is a bloodcurdling spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
A space man from Mars can occasionally be seen poking around in mailboxes very late at night in Boyceville.
A space alien from another galaxy has repeatedly been distinguished musicalizing on a guitar in a Boyceville home.
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Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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