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A military uniform staggering around lacking a body in it was seen in a Boulder Junction highschool before dawn walking the halls. When the spirit was observed it disappeared into the air.
A space invader from another planet became visible tossing pieces of wood into Allequash Lake late at night.
The phantom of a civil war soldier was seen by Fishtrap IWP1565 Dam at night gazing at the water. The phantom was ingested by the night after being noticed.
The Gingerbread Man was made out throwing stones into the flow at Allequash Creek at night.
The ghost of an appallingly charred female has often been distinguished laundering a bloody bed sheet in Allequash Springs on a dark night.
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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