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These are some lies we made up about Boscobel.
A lady devoid of a head is every now and then made out at Windward Farms G8915 Dam before sunrise trying to grip something.
A colossal fish may now and then be witnessed contemplating in Butternut Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a young lady with a cord around her neck was perceived monitoring the vista from the top of Pine Knob in the early morning hours. Several reports of this ghost have been reported. Regardless of what, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that any commonsensical person would not want to come across.
A large creepy ogre became visible late at night floating down on Clear Creek.
A colossal bison was distinguished crying out names of people by Bullhead Slu.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter was seen in Blue River Bluffs State Natural Area late at night pointing at the viewer.
Aristotle has frequently been noticed at night glancing across Sand Prairie.
A gargantuan hare
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is often made out browsing through a freezer in the kitchen of a Boscobel house before sunrise.
A huge chimpanzee is known to have been noticed on numerous occasions taking a rest at a table in a Boscobel apartment.
A space alien from another planet may regularly be perceived in a desolate location in the vicinity of Boscobel.
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Ghost Sightings From Boscobel
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Ghost Sightings From Boscobel
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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