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An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has been spotted on a handful of instances in Cedar Park before sunrise piling pebbles.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can frequently be witnessed seated on a sofa in a home in Bonduel.
An extremely large oryx can be distinguished very frequently sipping blood from a glass by East Branch Shioc River.
A gargantuan wolverine has once in a while been noticed having a piece of bread beside a lamppost in Bonduel.
A space man from planet Jupiter has been perceived on a handful of instances strolling from building to building before sunrise on a Bonduel avenue.
Thumbelina may from time to time be spotted going through the fridge in the kitchen of a Bonduel building late at night.
A gargantuan doe was witnessed relaxing at a table in a Bonduel trailer.
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Ghost Sightings From Bonduel
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Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
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