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The Abominable Snowman has frequently been perceived watching cable in a Blue River living room at night.
A space alien from Venus is repeatedly observed struggling out of Cross Slough covered in slime at midnight.
An enormous marmoset has been said to have been witnessed on frequent instances checking out Brimstone Hollow in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of the driver of a train may often be noticed stacking pebbles up on Cooper Hill.
The ghost of a critically mangled huntsman dragging a dead mountain lion can be distinguished very often annihilating a bag in Blue River Bluffs State Natural Area late at night. Loads of local residents declare this ghost is perhaps the stressed ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Blue River.
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Ghost Sightings From Blue River
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
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