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These are some lies we made up about Blue Mounds.
The spirit of a civil war fighter can frequently be noticed looking at the panorama from the summit of Blue Mounds on a dark night. No matter what folks express, it's a scary phantom that you do not want to bump into before sunrise.
The martian crew member of a UFO has now and then been seen walking a Saint Bernard in the early morning hours on a gloomy Blue Mounds avenue.
A gigantic lamb is sometimes seen in Blue Mounds State Park in the early morning hours scaring people.
The ghost of a seriously burned woman has allegedly been witnessed on a few occasions redistributing orbs about in the center of Bohn Creek. According to what the local residents allege, this ghost may be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Blue Mounds some decades ago. One thing's for certain, it certainly is a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world can every so often be noticed gazing at the water by Mount Horeb Dam before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Mounds
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Mounds
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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