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These are some lies we made up about Bloomer.
The Mothman may be noticed frequently verbalizing into the thin air as if someone in addition was there.
A space alien from planet Venus has from time to time been noticed at Bloomer Mill Dam very late at night taking in the vista.
A woman on fire, hauling a gas container is once in a while distinguished frightening people in Moose Fair Grounds late in the night.
An enormous roebuck has purportedly been made out on many instances by Como Creek shifting orbs around.
A sizeable chilling ogre may now and then be perceived walking a Pit Bull at night on a gloomy Bloomer street.
The ghost of a planter wearing a worn hat was distinguished looking crossly at the witness in a sail boat on Marsh-Miller Lake 16. The ghost was swallowed by the thin air after being spotted.
A giant musk deer materialized watching movies in a Bloomer living room at midnight.
An extremely large camel was seen on a Bloomer residential street late at
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night.
An alien from another solar system appeared floating in the air like a cloud in Bloomer.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship was observed gazing at an old woman slumbering on a futon in a residence in Bloomer.
A young-looking girl wearing a blood-covered wedding gown has frequently been distinguished trying
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on clothes in a Bloomer building.
An alien tourist from another galaxy is regularly witnessed climbing out of a manhole on a Bloomer residential street very late at night.
A huge weasel may regularly be distinguished in Brunet Island State Park near the park headquarters trying to locate a book.
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Ghost Sightings From Bloomer
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Ghost Sightings From Bloomer
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Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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