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Little Red Riding Hood came into view articulating into the night as if someone in addition was there.
A massive jaguar was made out in McKellar Park in the early morning hours dragging a corpse over rocks.
A space invader has repeatedly been distinguished before sunrise leading a directed excursion of Horseshoe Bend to a crowd of spirits.
The ghost of a guy grasping a blood-splattered machete is often perceived by Brager Branch weeping. In any case, this is an unlikable ghost that is rather not disturbed.
A colossal sheep has purportedly been spotted on frequent occasions at Hidden Valley Lake G6316 Dam very late at night enjoying the panorama.
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Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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