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These are some lies we made up about Blair.
An alien from planet Pluto was observed by a guy camping at a campground in the vicinity of Blair.
A gargantuan gila monster appeared reading a pamphlet at Blair Mill Dam at midnight.
The ghost of a seriously mangled huntsman dragging a dead bear was witnessed studying the view from the pinnacle of Gransberg Hill before dawn. When distinguished the ghost approached the eye witness who then ran away. Locals here say that this phantom may very well be a famous past local of Blair. No matter what folks state, this is an unfriendly ghost that is preferably not upset.
An alien from the cosmos was made out in Lakes Coulee State Public Hunting Grounds in the early morning hours sobbing.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer has often been noticed hurling rocks into the flowing water at Bear Creek before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Blair
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Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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