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A decapitated guy was witnessed seated at a table in a Black River Falls mobile home guzzling apple juice. When the phantom was seen it disappeared into the thin air.
A space alien from another galaxy became visible being carried by a steed by the side of a road outside Black River Falls.
A very large prairie dog was made out taking in the surroundings at Black River Falls Dam at midnight.
A woman with her left arm and left leg separated was perceived at a coin operated phone in Black River Falls using the telephone. The spirit was gobbled up by the air after being noticed.
A giant elk has regularly been made out sipping water from Ni-ho-kha-wa-ne-ey-ja late at night.
A medusa is regularly observed in Castle Mound Recreation Area before sunrise hauling a cadaver through some bushes.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship has supposedly been observed on numerous instances dragging a dead body from the cold water
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of Allen Creek late in the night.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another part of the galaxy may be distinguished very often flashing a flash light up on the top of Castle Mound.
An alien from planet Mars has occasionally been noticed bass fishing from the water's edge of Lake 31 3 7 on a dark night.
A space man from another
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solar system is sometimes distinguished marching through a Black River Falls vicinity cemetery.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been said to have been spotted on a small number of occasions calling names in Stenulson Coulee late at night.
A space alien from planet Mercury can sometimes be observed staying in a derelict home in Black River Falls.
A massive fox has regularly been observed being carried by a motorcycle on a gloomy road outside Black River Falls.
A space man from another planet has been perceived on a handful of occasions shouting at the observer to be off in Black River State Forest right by the ranger station.
A space invader may often be perceived in a Black River Falls residence.
A soldier's uniform strolling around without a body in it can be spotted repeatedly at the entrance to Effigy Mounds National Monument scooping out a hollow. Scores of people who live here allege this ghost takes pleasure in frightening folks who are bold enough to disrupt the
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serenity in Black River Falls.
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Ghost Sightings From Black River Falls
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Ghost Sightings From Black River Falls
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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