|
| |
Black Creek, Wisconsin Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Black Creek.
A colossal baboon can be made out repeatedly throwing chunks of concrete into the water at Black Creek late at night.
An enormous bat has from time to time been distinguished resting on a couch in a mobile home next to Black Creek.
An enormous gorilla is every now and then seen pointing at the watcher in Mack State Wildlife Area at midnight.
Napoleon Bonaparte is rumored to have been seen on a handful of occasions in the early morning hours running after a passing pickup on a murky road in close proximity to Black Creek.
An ET may now and then be spotted in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror before dawn.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy has frequently been observed mowing the lawn in the back garden of an apartment in Black Creek.
An alien from Pluto is repeatedly made out by an old woman canoeing in a river in close proximity to Black Creek.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Black Creek
Submit a lie about Black Creek, Wisconsin:
Other untruthful towns near Black Creek, Wisconsin:
Nichols, Wisconsin, 4 miles away
Shiocton, Wisconsin, 9 miles away
Seymour, Wisconsin, 10 miles away
Bonduel, Wisconsin, 11 miles away
Kimberly, Wisconsin, 13 miles away
Little Chute, Wisconsin, 14 miles away
Combined Locks, Wisconsin, 14 miles away
Kaukauna, Wisconsin, 15 miles away
Cecil, Wisconsin, 16 miles away
Shawano, Wisconsin, 18 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Wisconsin
|
Ghost Sightings From Black Creek
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
MORE JOKES
|
