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A space man has been observed on a handful of occasions trying to locate a bag next to a parked Dodge in a Birnamwood parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial explorer from deep space may now and then be distinguished flashing a lamp on the water's edge of Mayflower Lake.
A space alien from another solar system is repeatedly noticed by Mattoon Swamp scaring people.
A space alien may repeatedly be distinguished concealing a corpse by a large rock in Plover River State Fishery Area after midnight.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos may be spotted over and over again shouting names in the early morning hours before sunrise by a road sign in Birnamwood.
A woman with a sword in her head has sometimes been perceived floating down on Elmhurst Creek after midnight.
Frankenstein's Monster is sometimes witnessed resting at the kitchen counter in a Birnamwood building staring angrily at the watcher.
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Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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