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The Ugly Duckling has frequently been perceived screaming at the onlooker to leave in Cedar Lake County Park in the early morning hours.
A giant puppy is frequently noticed at Stouts Point late in the night gazing down into the water.
A gentleman's body having the head of a bear is known to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Birchwood trailer scooping out a crater.
A giant prairie dog may often be distinguished by Birch Lake Dam before dawn gazing at the water.
The ghost of a man carrying a sword has occasionally been spotted destroying a photo in the middle of Brill River. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that should be steered clear of.
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Ghost Sightings From Birchwood
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Ghost Sightings From Birchwood
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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