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These are some lies we made up about Big Bend.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy has allegedly been distinguished on frequent instances in Denoon Park around midnight pulling a body over rocks.
A medusa can repeatedly be observed on the shore of Lake Denoon attempting to grip something.
A gigantic frog can be spotted very often poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Big Bend.
A big menacing beast has sometimes been observed by Little Muskego Dam at night staring at the water.
A very large snake is every now and then spotted playing a melody on a fiddle in a Big Bend trailer.
A space alien from space is known to have been distinguished on many instances appearing creepy down next to the water at Bass Bay.
A feminine shape can once in a while be witnessed tossing boulders into the current at Genesee Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. A number of of those who live here claim this ghost likes terrifying foolish people who come searching for ghosts in Big Bend.
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Ghost Sightings From Big Bend
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Ghost Sightings From Big Bend
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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