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These are some lies we made up about Berlin.
A space invader from another planet became visible around midnight following a passing Buick on a gloomy road in the vicinity of Berlin.
The alien captain of a flying saucer was observed pulling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Barnes Creek on a dark night.
The ghost of a man clothed as a plumber was seen hollowing out a cavity in East Side Park in the early morning hours. This exact phantom has been distinguished often in this neighborhood.
A colossal hedgehog has repeatedly been witnessed at Berlin Lock Number One before dawn obliterating an object.
A Stegosaurus is repeatedly seen gardening in the front garden of a residence in Berlin.
An enormous pig has been seen on a small number of instances seated in an armchair in a house in Berlin.
A gargantuan wildcat can repeatedly be noticed smoking a pipe next to a lamppost in Berlin.
A gargantuan pronghorn can be observed time and again browsing through a closet in the
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bedroom of a Berlin residence at midnight.
A space alien from planet Mercury has from time to time been distinguished reading a magazine right by Hartman Creek State Park.
A female with a somewhat translucent body is occasionally observed resting at a table in a Berlin apartment. No matter what, it indisputably is a terrifying phantom
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that you do not want to encounter before sunrise.
A huge alpaca may occasionally be witnessed near Ice Age National Scenic Trail sobbing.
An enormous ferret has frequently been made out in a wild location right next door to Berlin.
A massive armadillo is regularly noticed hovering along a gloomy road near Berlin.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos is known to have been seen on a few occasions dispatching an envelope at a Berlin post office.
A massive boar may regularly be witnessed gulping unleaded from a pump at a fuel station in Berlin.
The ghost of a guy having on a police uniform has sometimes been witnessed articulating into the thin air as if somebody else was in attendance.
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Ghost Sightings From Berlin
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Ghost Sightings From Berlin
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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