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An extraterrestrial can frequently be observed trying to find a hat by Blacks Creek.

An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy has occasionally been spotted in the backseat of a VW by the driver observing the phantom in his rear view mirror late in the night.

An enormous kinkajou is now and then spotted in Hardscrabble Prairie State Natural Area at midnight covering a corpse by a sizeable rock.

An ET from another galaxy has supposedly been distinguished on a few instances very late at night studying Millbrig Hollow in detail.

The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has repeatedly been witnessed raking leaves in the yard of an apartment in Benton.

 

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Ghost Sightings From Benton



The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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