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These are some lies we made up about Beloit.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer has been observed on numerous instances being in a deserted house in Beloit.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack holding a sizeable axe was witnessed at midnight drifting along on Turtle Creek. This precise ghost has been noticed over and over again in this location. Several of the folks who live in this town allege this phantom loves frightening foolhardy folks who have the courage to disturb the calm in Beloit.
An alien traveler from space became visible hiding a corpse by a large rock in American Legion Park around midnight.
The chilling ghost of a Hun was seen traveling on a bicycle on a gloomy highway outside Beloit. There have been many reports concerning this ghost in the neighborhood.
An ET from outer space became visible trying to find a map next to the water's edge at Pearl Lake.
An ET was made out in a mobile home in Beloit.
A guy that shifted shape into a vampire was witnessed
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by Beckman Dam after midnight gazing at the water. Many people around here have had equivalent incidents with a similar ghost.
A large frightening dragon has regularly been spotted striding by the side of a desolate road near Beloit.
An extremely large bunny is repeatedly noticed emerging in a bedroom mirror.
The extraterrestrial
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captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has allegedly been made out on frequent instances outside the entrance to Ice Age National Scenic Trail holding a human headbone.
An extremely large okapi may repeatedly be made out crying in Castle Rock State Park right by the park headquarters.
A gargantuan turtle may be made out often relaxing in a chair in a home close to Beloit.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system is once in a while noticed in the rear seat of a Chrysler by the driver noticing the phantom in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
An alien from outer space is known to have been observed on one or two occasions by a lady fishing by a lake in the vicinity of Beloit.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship can once in a while be perceived sitting on a sofa in a residence in Beloit.
A glowing human person has regularly been spotted yelling names beneath a lamppost in Beloit.
A colossal chamois is often seen walking from trailer to trailer late in the night on a Beloit
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Ghost Sightings From Beloit
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Ghost Sightings From Beloit
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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