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These are some lies we made up about Belmont.
A colossal lion is often distinguished strolling through a Belmont neighborhood graveyard.
A giant quagga has supposedly been noticed on a handful of occasions studying the vista from the apex of Belmont Mound in the early morning hours.
A cyclop may frequently be noticed pulling a dead body across the dirt in Belmont Mound Woods State Natural Area in the early morning hours.
The phantom of a jet pilot has now and then been distinguished appearing menacing beside a deserted road near Belmont in the early morning hours before sunrise. One of the locals determinedly argues that this spirit is that of a local who resided here in Belmont in the past.
An extremely large fish is once in a while noticed facing the observer at McNett E6379 Dam late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Belmont
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Ghost Sightings From Belmont
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
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