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These are some lies we made up about Belleville.
The phantom of a young girl has purportedly been seen on numerous occasions swallowing milk by Badger Mill Creek. Whatever folks say, this ghost sure is menacing; one that you wouldn't want to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A figure with a skeleton face in murky robes can frequently be spotted smoking a pipe by Devils Chimney. Folks here allege that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Belleville long ago.
An extraterrestrial from Mars has from time to time been perceived reading a newsletter up on the apex of Badger Mill Hill.
The Wizard of Oz is every so often spotted late at night scrutinizing Britt Valley in detail.
An extraterrestrial from another world has allegedly been made out on numerous occasions pacing through a residence in Belleville.
A drifting ghost may every so often be observed wandering through an apartment in close proximity to Belleville.
An ET has regularly been witnessed trying to capture something in New Glarus Woods State Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Belleville
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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